Alas, my mate, procrastinate –
let the chapter wait a latter date –
as it’s late and half past eight
in some forsaken nation state!
Rather, let us masticate
upon a platter full of cate
at that great Italianate
place that our battalion ate.
After you sate your gastric state,
go straight back at a faster rate
to finish mastering debate
so you can pass that class you take!