Speech, it can reveal a mind, so mind the things you mutter – lest your brain be found behind the gunge beneath the gutter.

Often the grain that falls the farthest will father the largest harvest.

The world should stop ignoble warring and heed all the glowing warnings that we’re feeding global warming and the woe high temps are forming.

He who’s faithful with the least you can trust with greater, but he whose palms are used to grease cannot be trusted later.

If the toll of all life’s tasks had at the onset been unmasked, would we pass the trifling paths for actions that might everlast?

I prefer the ”myth and fantasy” skeptics insist is insanity, o’er the risk of man’s calamity without the gift of Christianity.

Did you hear about the pediatrician who bribed his patients to get lab samples? He told them, “You’re in for a treat.”

Those who stop listening to correction find wisdom has left in a different direction.

Did you hear about the time Mr. Rogers went to a magic show? He drew a card, hid it in the deck, and the magician asked, “Is this your card?” Then he drew another card, hid it in the deck, and the magician produced a red sweater: “Is this your cardigan?”