Did you hear about the time Mr. Rogers went to a magic show? He drew a card, hid it in the deck, and the magician asked, “Is this your card?” Then he drew another card, hid it in the deck, and the magician produced a red sweater: “Is this your…

Did you know most Bible characters loved French bread? For instance, Abraham baguette Isaac and Isaac baguette Jacob but Jacob baguette Reuben.

We often pray for the afflicted, that peace may be restored, but let us pray, too, for the wicked, that they may seek the Lord.

The blessing of the Lord brings wealth; He adds not sorrow but good health. He meets you at your every need and makes your daily plans succeed.

If it appears I’ve lost my grip, alas, my dear, I’ve fallen sick! This time I fear It’s not the pip! Whichever mix of small physics my doctor picks for me to lick, I vow to swallow awfully quick now that I need a solid fix, and hope that it kicks in by six, for I believed all…

If you want to end up quoted, just like Henry David Thoreau did, to your pen you’ll stay devoted till poetic men have doted.

A society that places safety o’er other concerns in the end, will not escape the fate that it has earned.

A young doctor made a house call to an old farmer who lived alone in a rundown barn. The farmer had been complaining of chest pains, so the doctor brought his medical bag with him. As he was about to leave, the doctor tripped over a loose plank and fell…

He who heeds my pleas for wheat while he feasts on sweetened mead and eats his treats of beets and meat, metes a meed effete indeed when he but meets my need to feed!